When will the time come?

I've been waiting patiently, patiently for XX 男 to appear but how long more? Friends are all moving on from attached to marriage, this is ain't no joke anymore. I'm alrdy 20+ (ahem) and still not attached. Yea, I know I am not an eye candy, not pretty, no figure, perspire alot and cant wear nice clothes but hey, honestly speaking, I've seen girls fatter, uglier, more disgusting and they get a boyfriend! Of cos not some good looking hunk but still?! DUH!

I felt so unwanted, not emo-ing or what but really left out sometimes when friends start talking abt their relationship, marriage.. BLAH BLAH BLAH. Then that's when I start mumbling, WHY AM I STILL FUCKING SINGLE? Yah luh, say I am desperate now kay but HELLO! U all wun understand the gan jiong-ness I had in me now. Cousins, friends, relatives ALL getting married and they are only age btwn 23-28! I am 2* now and I am NOT ATTACHED. Hoseh alrdy right? Maybe I should really just hook up some bangala and married off like that. What if the bangala also find me fat and ugly? FML really. Now I dun blame friends for choosing partners over us cos once ur bait gt "hooked" by someone else, u will be e left over and no fishes will hook u up again. Tragic.

Now I am asking, ANYONE WHOM KNOWS ANY FRIENDS THAT'S AGE BTWN 25-28 PLS INTRODCE THEM TO ME. I dun need handsome hunk but pls be neat and tidy and are able to sing Barney song to me. HAHAHA. Most importantly, warn them I am ugly and fat but very demure(: HURHUR.

Thanks babe and hunks, pls help a frantic friend here. SHE DUN WAN TO BE LEFT ON E SHELF!!